Maalik Naukar say:yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?Naukar:sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...
Mousam ka aitbar zyada nahi kiya,usne pyar humse zyada nahi kiya,kuch to humne palatne me der ki,kuch usne intezar zyada nahi kiya..!
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him, Leave my finger, u fool, It's a girl
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta .gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
Todne k liye wada kiya nahi Jata, soch samajh k pyar kiya nahi Jata. Yakin karo, Pyar ho Ya Dosti Agar dil se ho to uske bina 1 pal b Jiya nahi Jata.
Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
As precious as u r to me,As precious no one can ever be,I know friends r hard to choose,But u r a friend I never want to lose.
